Paul McCartney vs Adele



Paul McCartney vs Adele is the third installment of Overrated Rap Battles of Undetermined Quality (Oh God That Title Is Absurdly Long) and the third episode of Season 1. It features British love ballad singer Adele against British rock legend and love song writer Paul McCartney. It was released on February 16th, 2015.

Adele
Starts at 0:24

There's a fire starting in my heart and my rap ability.

I bring the pain, set it to the rain hotter than chili.

My Love Songs touch others, while yours are just Silly.

Got overshadowed by John, now you're fighting me? Really?

Your singing's horrid, your mum's Rolling in the Deep of her grave,

'Cuz my skills are so far away, you'll be longing for Yesterday.

No defense when I descend, rhymes that Fall from the Sky.

Sorry, reverse Uncle Tom, but you've been Left to Die Live.

Paul McCartney
Start at 0:48

That's right, Paul is Live, and I'm Certainly Amazed,

Miss Less Swift Tay's got the guts to be Here Today.

Seven years, only two albums, both were second-rate.

You'd better hope XL's next album's worth your weight.

You think I'm On The Run, but Honey, I Won't Go,

'Cuz I'm getting Hi Hi Hi, you're getting low low low.

Say Say Say what you want, I Can't Make You Love Me,

But I'm THE Music Man, I CAN bring your defeat.

Adele
Start at 1:12

Music Man? You'll be getting Nowhere, Man, in this duel.

Different as Venus and Mars: I shine, you’re a rusty fool.

Jam with Kanye? Damn, man, you're your own career wrecker!

Still rapping? You forgot to have MJ sign the record.

Someone Like You could never grasp my work, much less victory.

I bring my Hometown Glory, while you're only ancient history.

Spitting hard hitters bitter! Now Paul is Dead, I'm the winner!

Tits? No, it's the shit from Paul the Brit that bit Linda!

Paul McCartney
Start at 1:36

Oh! Darling, your pathetic statements keep getting bolder.

Melt my Heart to Stone? Honey, not with that Cold Shoulder!

All you do is sing, been ‘bout that bass since I began.

Facing off with this heffer made me even more vegan!

All your songs are "woe is me", you haven't truly suffered yet.

Level's so above, you couldn't touch the Wings on my Jet.

I'd say "Who's your Daddy?", but yours couldn't handle it.

Goodnight Tonight, Adele's victory tour's been cancelled, bitch!